North Pole News

Elf News office is closed until November 1st, 2026. The North Pole News team is currently vacationing and preparing for a return for the 2026 holiday season.

Welcome to North Pole News, the only newsroom powered entirely by candy canes, hot cocoa, and questionable decision-making. Each episode takes you inside Santa’s world for satirical “breaking news” updates featuring dramatic reindeer, overworked elves, malfunctioning toys, escalating cookie-union negotiations, and the kind of Christmas chaos you won’t find anywhere else.
Short, sharp, and always merry — this is holiday comedy at its frosty finest.

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